Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
