So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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