I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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