I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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