It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
