that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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