I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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