recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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