We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
