she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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