I murdered the dance floor call the cops
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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