Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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