Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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