i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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