so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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