i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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