wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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