I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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