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I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.

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(209): View more from California

I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"

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(519): View more from Ontario

I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.

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(631): View more from New York

do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.

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(425): View more from Washington

Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine

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(847): View more from Illinois

we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.

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