In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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