It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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