Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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