I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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