we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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