we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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