Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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