When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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