There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Boobs are out for the taking
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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