We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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