You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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