Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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