so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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