She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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