I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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