I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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