she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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