Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So much rum. So many feels.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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