Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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