Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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