i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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