he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
