you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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