Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
