Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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