I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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