I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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