Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Dignity is for republicans.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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