He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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