Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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