Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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