Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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