Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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