Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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